| WAV NAME | SIZE | DESCRIPTION |
| number3 | 11,176 | NUMBER 3!!!!!!!!! |
| 10-4 | 8286 | Barney saying "10-4" |
| 10-12 | 37,194 | Now what are you official countermeasures in the event of a 10-12? |
| 100th | 86,342 | Amazin what that hunderth name'll do on a petition, ain't it? But, Andy, my name wasn't the 100th name on that petition, it was the very first........ |
| 911 | 31,802 | I'm givin you a ticket for committin a 9-11 |
| 912 | 74,076 | If I didn't think you were KIDDIN, I hit you with a 9-12.... |
| 8qts | 42,080 | I don't know how I can face the future, when I know.... |
| accapella | 75,214 | Accapella....accapella...accapella......da ta da da...I don't know.. |
| adios | 50,780 | Barney saying "adios" to Briscoe, Briscoe says "He one of ours?" |
| ansphone | 76,538 | Mayberry Sheriff's office, town headquarters....... |
| apathy | 46,672 | We would have fewer robberies, if folks showed less apathy. |
| atten | 11,350 | You're at attention, 3 |
| ballrooms | 45,410 | Why'd ya open the door? I can't stand crowded ballrooms. |
| barnsong | 101,114 | This is a good one for going off line or shutting down windows. |
| bdhabit | 30,244 | Get your tounge in, Ope...bad habit...could bite it off. |
| Beasto | 34,474 | Barney saying "Beasto Moresto" |
| beateverth | 15,720 | You beat everything, you know that? |
| big | 83,808 | You'll vever guess what happened. Somethin big...... |
| blooey | 11,140 | Blooey! |
| blue | 13,922 | Thanks a LOT Blue!! |
| bluesteel | 77,066 | No, I wouldn't go anywhere without the old Roscoe....blue steel baby. |
| Blush | 46,334 | Leonard Blush, Leonard Blush...is that all you can think about is Leonard Blush? |
| boob | 98,920 | No, Mr. Boob, that's me....B double O B, BOOB. |
| boodoor | 24,862 | Well, it's gonna be a boodoor, alright. |
| bottleofpop | 29,280 | Hey Ange....wanna go up to the fillinstation and get a bottle of pop? |
| brute | 50,208 | It's all I can do to hang on to him......you could never..... |
| bulletmaint | 60,322 | Asa, let me show you what a bullet's suppose to look like... |
| bustinout | 30,374 | Barney says, "OK Lefty, me and you's bustin outa here tonight" |
| buzzard | 109,038 | Fly away buzzard, fly away crow........... |
| chances | 70,828 | Sorry about this, but us lawmen can't take chances. But.... |
| chkpoint | 19,406 | Welcome to Checkpoint Chickey. |
| closeit | 45,518 | Ya think that'll close it do ya, all fixed and done!! |
| clown | 72,574 | Oh, you're a clown, you are..why don't you put a red light .... |
| colkid | 20,232 | Andy, it's that college kid!! |
| comefi | 80,706 | Come fish, come....come fish, come....... |
| coming | 51,456 | You just gonna sit there, or are you comin with me? |
| creampuf | 78,968 | Creampuff.....CREAMPUFF? That's right, creampuff...... |
| cryjag | 49,196 | There's nothin I hate worse, than a wino on a cryin jag. |
| dismissed3 | 9,466 | You're dismissed, 3. |
| doinginhere | 27,618 | What are you doing in here? |
| EShmaltz | 72,864 | You belong in the funny papers, you know that? Get you a wig.. |
| ESP | 86,652 | Well, they're doin an swful lot with ESP these days.... |
| everlrn | 79,768 | Boy, oh boy, oh boy. When will people ever learn? When... |
| excboat | 51,710 | Yeah, yeah, you're funny alright, you're a scream..... |
| findbul | 26,930 | Barney: "I can't find my bullet" |
| floatarm | 44,272 | Notice how he don't call attention to his arm? Just...... |
| foolish | 21,978 | Who looks foolish NOW, Sheriff? |
| forces | 63,446 | Andy, there are forces loose on this earth, that you wouldn't... |
| freefr | 46,642 | Barney talking to Jud on the phone about taking fruit from the store |
| frick_frack | 57,934 | You're almost as funy as Floyd, you know that?...... |
| Frood | 56,786 | Sigmund Frood wrote a lot about that. Old Sig had..... |
| gateway1 | 43,236 | Mayberry.......Gateway to danger. |
| goldbrickers | 55,178 | If ya ask me, they oughta fire the whole lot of em. A bunch of... |
| goofy | 26,714 | You work with a person long enough, you get as goofy as he is. |
| gotit | 35,886 | Well, some of us got it, some of us ain't. |
| gum | 15,618 | I swallowed my gum!! |
| Happy Motoring | 25,556 | Mayberry says thanks, and Happy Motoring |
| hawkspoint | 97,352 | Ya know that still we been suspectin up at Hawkspoint?.... |
| heartache1 | 27,320 | $6 a week, and what do I get? HEARTACHE! |
| helpus | 7,592 | Will you help us? |
| HiAndy | 28,658 | Hi Andy!!!!! |
| hifrank | 40,822 | Hello, Juanita? Oh, hi frank |
| HoHo | 33,220 | Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas!! |
| hohoho | 54,044 | Hey, Barney, say somethin like Santy Claus. Ho, Ho, Ho,.. |
| homely | 24,862 | Homely at the cradle, pretty at the table. |
| howie | 17,408 | I'll get it right NEXT time, Howie. |
| indifference | 48,018 | Andy, everywhere ya look in this town, it's just carelessness.. |
| inline | 22,106 | Everybody back in line!!! |
| jerk | 81,288 | Why don't you come right not and say it, I'm a Jerk....... |
| jubal | 57,300 | Juballl, Jubal jubal jubal.......JuuuuuBUUUL |
| karate | 25,796 | That's right, Karate, made my whole body a weapon |
| killdead | 74,470 | Yeah, I guess I didn't hit the old sack until 10:30...... |
| kindeyes | 33,510 | Well, that's me....kind behind the eyes. |
| klepto | 14,940 | Kleptomineracs they call em. |
| knoweverth | 48,522 | Do you have any idea how hard it is to work with somebody... |
| lectronally | 31,898 | Bout time we started modernizin this place lectronally |
| lid | 58,588 | Come on now..do you know what you're cryin about? A covered bed...a bed with a lid on it. |
| lieat | 16,091 | Lot o' people lie at lunch, what of it? |
| lowsugar | 67,208 | You know me and my low sugar blood content..... |
| luckygirl | 62,914 | Well, here I am, you lucky girl...you play your cards right... |
| Mafia | 16,384 | WE DEFY THE MAFIA!!!! |
| Manatwork | 15,002 | Man at work here, man at work |
| MBfriend | 39,664 | I like you, Mrs. Mendlebright....you're my friend. |
| moldy | 95,026 | What are them green things in your cartridge belt?..... |
| MsLesch | 12,684 | Ms Lesch!!!!!!! |
| Nip_bu2 | 21,142 | NIP IT IN THE BUD!!!!! |
| notjerk | 33,642 | You're not talkin to a JERK ya know. |
| nut | 77,498 | What's the matter with him? Is he a nut? |
| nut2 | 15,070 | I think he's a NUT!! |
| nutsy | 63,196 | What happened? Oh, old nutsy here, come runnin at me.... |
| offphone | 20,242 | Gomer, will you get off that phone? |
| okay | 85,200 | Everything alright? Everything's fine...knock on wood...... |
| onvicts | 22,106 | ANDY! Onvictscay erhay |
| outahere | 56,472 | Alright, alright. Let's MOVE! Let's get THAT vehicle.... |
| parneypo | 11,668 | Barney parney POO |
| Peetonplace | 43,854 | Well, that woman up north wasn't a writer either, but ...... |
| pipedn | 16,594 | Pipe down, 3 |
| pipedn1 | 21,464 | Pipe down, Otis, will ya pipe down? |
| polhat | 72,578 | Home. That's right, home. Man spends money gettin..... |
| powpow | 40,834 | And that's what we done. Took a great big axe, and POW.. |
| psycholg | 65,408 | Ya know somethin? This whole thing is psychological! |
| pubworks | 45,636 | Hello, Sarah? Get me the department of Public Works |
| quail | 90,998 | He's sure got slim pickens here. Dogs...nothin but dogs... |
| reliable | 42,322 | Yesiree, I wanna get to be known around here as ....... |
| report | 32,958 | Deputy Barney Fife reportin, sir, with an important message. |
| rhyme2 | 62,232 | Call for the doctor, call for the nurse. Call for the lady with... |
| roads | 37,539 | During our lifetimes, we travel many roads |
| rooster | 24,862 | Cock-a-doodle-doooo |
| rythmnnpleasure | 68,958 | You just gotta relax. Just flow with me. Let me guide you... |
| selfishgir | 33,130 | Boy, Giraffe's are selfish. |
| Sestlavie | 13,532 | Sestlavie, man!! |
| shapeup | 21,386 | We gotta shape up here, Chief!! |
| shoofly | 33,168 | Shoo, fly........he's DEAD. |
| sin | 46,548 | Yes, sir, that's one subject you just can't talk enough about... |
| smokin | 49,666 | Smokin are ya? That's right, I'm smokin. What's the matter... |
| snoop | 23,440 | SNOOP!!, SNOOP!!, BULBSNATCHER!!! |
| soright | 28,748 | Daddy, you are sooooo right. |
| spiders2 | 32,968 | Gomer, get down there with them spiders, and start workin!! |
| squirtwtr | 54,594 | Oh, you're funy, you are. Why don't you put a flower in your lapel and squirt water? |
| studying | 32,418 | Well...studyin the old bulletin board are ya? |
| sugar | 82,085 | A slender highspirited person needs his sugar pick-me-up... |
| tamper | 84,242 | Well......tamperin unlawfully with a vehicle, huh? ..... |
| thecount | 55,360 | Count Istvan Telecky exhists |
| therapedic | 40,418 | Ya gotta get it out. The only way to get it out, is to talk.... |
| tomato | 31,310 | IthinkI'veheardjustaboutenoughaboutthattomato |
| toofar | 42,960 | I'm just waitin for you to go too far |
| tramps | 24,666 | Any old tramps down there? |
| trivial | 39,308 | I ain't got time to stand around here and discuiss trivial trivialities. |
| uvula | 44,154 | So you got a uvula, they got a uvula, I got a uvula...... |
| visavis | 83,600 | I still think we oughta be prepared in case we come.... |
| waste | 59,917 | Well, I still say the whole thing's a waste of time. |
| WBMUTBBHereIam | 14,518 | Here I am |
| whosbeenmessinupthebb | 18,264 | Who's been messin up the bulletin board? |
| wbnr | 71,714 | Winkum, binkum, nodemuss rex. Protect us from the man with the hex. |
| wheelchairs | 36,110 | Why don't we go up to the hospital some night and take the bolts off the wheelchairs? |
| wonder | 15,812 | Wonder what causes that? |