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Name: AEB (character=BRISCOE, BARNEY, ANDY) Date: 02/11/00 13:58:13 MS
BARNEY: "ADIOS AMIGO!"
BRISCOE DARLIN: "HE ONE OF OURS?"
ANDY: "OH, SURE, SURE"
BRISCOE DARLIN: "MORE POWER TO YA"
Name: AEB (character=BARNEY TO BIG MAUDE) Date: 02/11/00 13:56:02 MS
BARNEY: "HOW 'BOUT LET'S YOU AND ME DANCE?"
BIG MAUDE: "YOU KIDDIN?"
BARNEY: "NO, I'M NOT'
BIG MAUDE: "WHAT MADE YA CHANGE YOUR MIND?"
BARNEY: "YOU'RE BEGINNIN TO GET TO ME"
BIG MAUDE: "YOU'RE A DOLL"
Name: AEB (character=BARNEY) Date: 02/11/00 13:52:53 MS
"I DON'T KNOW HOW I CAN FACE THE FUTURE WITH 8 QUARTS OF THOSE PICKLES IN IT"
Name: Fiona (character=BARNEY said this! (sorry)) Date: 02/11/00 07:15:14 MS
T"he quality of mercy is not strained. . ."
You're not talkin to a jerk!
Name: Fiona (character=Trixie) Date: 02/11/00 07:13:48 MS
The quality of mercy is not strained
Name: Melinda (character=Andy to Opie) Date: 02/06/00 09:13:52 MS
"...but don't the trees sound nice and full..."
Name: Gary L. (character=Andy (in "Opie the Birdman")) Date: 02/01/00 20:40:15 MS
Next time I go tiger huntin', I'm gonna take my tweezers.
Name: Gary L. (character=Rev. Everett Breen (from New York City)) Date: 02/01/00 20:19:23 MS
So, slow down, relax; take it easy; WHAT'S YOUR HURRY?
Name: Gary L. (character=Goober) Date: 02/01/00 20:11:46 MS
Barney: You know what Sheriff Taylor has in his trunk? A shovel and a pick!
Goober (to Andy): Ain't you got a jack?
Name: SSRainbow (character=Andy to Barney about EarnestT) Date: 02/01/00 11:10:25 MS
He'll kill ya.
Name: SSRainbow (character=Barney (about Earnest T.)) Date: 02/01/00 11:09:22 MS
He's a NUT!
Name: Romena (character=Barney) Date: 01/31/00 12:14:31 MS
I just came in here for some foot powder!?!
Name: Romena (character=Barney) Date: 01/31/00 09:32:55 MS
Oh ya clerk!
Name: Romena (character=Gomer) Date: 01/31/00 09:28:07 MS
(About Goober and his boat)
That thing will do 80. Now that's fast on water.
Name: Romena (character=Jim Lindsey) Date: 01/31/00 09:25:15 MS
They'll say where you been and why don't you go back as fast as you can. Know what else they say? Don't call us boy we'll call you. I ain't got no phone.
Name: paul mcbrayer (character=barney) Date: 01/30/00 17:41:14 MS
boy giraffe's are selfish!!!
Name: casey (character=Barney) Date: 01/28/00 12:29:45 MS
nip it in the bub
Name: Charlie (character=Opie) Date: 01/17/00 11:25:51 MS
"poor horatio"
Name: John Holman (character=Barney) Date: 02/20/36 17:47:25 MS
cockledoodledoo
Name: John Holman (character=Barney) Date: 02/20/36 17:46:46 MS
Juanita???? Barn.
Name: John Holman (character=Andy) Date: 02/20/36 17:44:23 MS
"Ain't we pickin our peaches 'fore they're fuzzed up good?"
Name: Richard (character=Andy) Date: 01/08/00 03:51:10 MS
"For the last time Barney, NO!"
Name: KenD (character=Barney) Date: 01/06/00 10:44:44 MS
"Oh nutsy here come running after me screamin', Citizen's Ahrayest, Citizen's Ahrayest!!"
Name: KenD (character=Andy) Date: 01/06/00 10:43:07 MS
"I'm gonna tell Gomer he's got to go!"
Name: KenD (character=Andy (About Cousin Virgil)) Date: 01/05/00 08:05:47 MS
"That boy has got to go!!!!"
Name: David (character=Andy to the stranger) Date: 01/04/00 12:02:31 MS
"you think one day man's gone walk on the moon?" Stranger-"why sure!" Andy-"boy you're already there!"
Name: KenD (character=Grampa Pyle) Date: 01/03/00 10:52:12 MS
"You're six feet ain't ya? You look six feet!"
Name: Tracy (character=Briscoe Darling) Date: 12/31/99 01:20:29 MS
"Got time to breathe, got time for music."
Name: Xina (character=Ben Weaver and Asa) Date: 12/30/99 14:08:33 MS
Ben (to Andy): "You're probably right, Sheriff. I probably am being robbed at night! It'd be easy enough, with Rip Van Winkle on guard!"
Asa (to Ben): "Whatdya want? I'm up now, ain't I?"
Name: KenD (character=Andy) Date: 12/28/99 12:56:40 MS
"And that's also the biggest crock of nothing I've ever heard!!"
Name: KenD (character=Rafe Hollister) Date: 12/28/99 07:14:20 MS
"I know how hot I get when I have a fever......dang hot !!"
Name: KenD (character=Gomer) Date: 12/27/99 10:40:17 MS
"Sergent's gonna come back and say, "Where's my car?", and I'm gonna say "It's gone !", and he's gonna say, "Gone?", and I'm gonna say "Yes sergent, gone!"...... and I'm gonna be gone, too!"
Name: Daisy (character=Sgt. Hacker) Date: 12/27/99 00:39:37 MS
"Warm milk and strained potatoes???!!"
Name: Al Becker (character=Briscoe) Date: 12/26/99 09:41:19 MS
"You and Dud can fight it out. Natural law, tooth and claw."
Name: Suzi (character=Briscoe Darling) Date: 12/24/99 22:03:15 MS
"I'll raise my voice,I'll raise hogs, I'll raise whatever I wanna raise, this is my table!"
Name: Suzi (character=Otis) Date: 12/24/99 21:59:54 MS
"Uncle nat?What are you doing here?You're not uncle Nat, you're a goat!"
Name: KenD (character=Gomer) Date: 12/22/99 09:34:45 MS
"Shame, Shame, Shame!! Shame on you for telling me to go to another restaurant.... why it was deelicious !!"
Name: KenD (character=Barney) Date: 12/22/99 09:30:03 MS
"And with Henry Bennett in our boat, how can we win the contest? And if we don't win the contest, how can Thelma Lou and I have an intimate little dinner? And without an intimate little dinner, how we gonna get to Cole Porter?"
Name: Daisy (character=Sgt. Carter) Date: 12/21/99 16:06:43 MS
"We can't walk up there with three dogs! We'll look like boobs!"
Name: KenD (character=Barney) Date: 12/21/99 07:33:35 MS
"Gomer, get under there with them spiders and start workin'!"
Name: KenD (character=Gomer) Date: 12/21/99 07:32:22 MS
"Damp under there........could be spiders!"
Name: Daisy (character=Bunny) Date: 12/18/99 02:07:04 MS
Bunny (to Carter): "Why can't you ever take me dancing?"
Name: KenD (character=Opie) Date: 12/17/99 17:35:34 MS
"Pa, I don't want you to be disappointed in me."
Name: KenD (character=Andy (To Ben Weaver)) Date: 12/16/99 19:23:33 MS
"Well, when I bumped into her, she clanged. And little old ladies ought never to clang"!
Name: Daisy (character=Gomer) Date: 12/14/99 23:30:45 MS
"Grandma Pyle said 'Make new friends and keep the old. One's silver and one's gold!'"
Name: Xina (character=Cpl. Boyle and Sgt. Carter) Date: 12/14/99 15:57:11 MS
Cpl. Boyle: Why don't you sit down and relax?
Sgt. Carter: I can't! I can't relax until Pyle drives up here with that General! Do you mind?
Boyle: I don't know what you're so worried about. Pyle just called. He said he saw the General. What could go wrong?
Carter: What could go wrong? With Pyle? He could run him over, he could slam the door on his fingers . . . Oh, lots of things!
Name: B. Oliver Fife (character=Andy and Barney at Mrs. Wiley's) Date: 12/14/99 13:33:32 MS
Barney: "Dog's, nothin' but dogs.
Andy: "Barney!"
Barney: "You fly a quail through this room and every woman in it would point."
Name: B. Oliver Fife (character=Barney) Date: 12/14/99 13:30:55 MS
"Giraffes are so selfish."
Name: KenD (character=Andy (To Gomer)) Date: 12/13/99 22:10:42 MS
"And take that gun outta your mouth!"
Name: Robert (character=Goober to Homely girl) Date: 12/13/99 22:08:00 MS
"You don't sweat much for a fat girl."
Name: Daisy (character=Cpl. Boyle and Sgt. Carter) Date: 12/13/99 14:30:37 MS
Boy, no one seems to post things much any more. Caught up with Christmas shopping, I bet! Anyway, here's the quote. It's from the episode where Gomer brings a baby on the base.
Cpl. Boyle (shocked): What's that???!!!
Sgt. Carter (cynically): It's a zebra! What do you think it is?
Name: Daisy (character=Duke and Sgt. Carter) Date: 12/07/99 20:33:30 MS
Duke: Maybe you mislaid it.
Carter: Mislaid?! A car?
Duke (lamely): Well . . . it happens.
Name: Carol (character=Barney ) Date: 12/05/99 20:53:42 MS
Andy and Barney at the Esquire Club:
Andy: This is good, Roger. What is it?
Roger: It's Baked Alaska.
Andy: I don't believe I ever heard of it.
Barney: Sure you have, Andy. You just forgot.
That's Baked Alaska. It's that new dessert that
come out since it became a state
Name: Xina (character=Pvt. Lester Hummel) Date: 12/03/99 14:39:43 MS
Lester (to Gomer): "You woke me up for that? A review of the day's events?"
Name: KenD (character=Andy & Ben Sewell) Date: 12/02/99 11:30:12 MS
Andy: "Hey Ben, it's me Andy Taylor"!
Ben: "Andy?, That you? I thought you was the law"!
Name: Daisy (character=Sgt. Carter and Aunt Bee) Date: 12/02/99 00:47:30 MS
Aunt Bee: "I'm visiting!"
Sgt. Carter: "Visiting? With the mop?"
Name: wgptroy (character=barney) Date: 11/30/99 23:07:01 MS
A bat! Quick! cover your head!
Name: wgptroy (character=andy,barney,briscoe) Date: 11/30/99 23:01:06 MS
Andy: If you asked me, I would say that this Earnest T Bass is a strange and unusual man.
Name: Daisy (character=Sgt. Carter) Date: 11/29/99 23:56:13 MS
(This is when Gomer does his dance to see if it's going to rain.)
Sgt. Carter: What are you---some kind of nut??
Name: Al Becker (character=Andy) Date: 11/26/99 14:24:01 MS
Andy's home sick in bed. Emmett barges in and proceeds to install a reading lamp on the wall above Andy's bed:
Andy: "Emmett, am I in your way?"
Name: Xina (character=Gomer and Cpl. Boyle) Date: 11/24/99 19:10:24 MS
This is from the unofficial Gomer Pyle Mystery no. 1, released by the club, and written by Zinah Belle. I found it funny and wanted to share it with you.
GOMER: "When Sgt. Carter hears about this, I don't think he'll be pleased."
CPL. BOYLE: "Now that I've heard it, I'M not pleased!"
Name: Daisy (character=Sgt. Carter) Date: 11/23/99 00:18:52 MS
Sgt. Carter (to Cpl. Boyle): Ohh, will you stop??
Carter often said this when Boyle scolded him for one of his schemes.
Name: Jim (character=Otis) Date: 11/22/99 15:16:03 MS
Thats' right, I am a killer. I just killed a whole pint!!
Name: Lydia Crosswaithe (character=Goober) Date: 11/17/99 20:48:07 MS
"How you aiming to drive, fast?"
Name: Gilly Walker (character=Goober) Date: 11/17/99 20:44:10 MS
Way to go, Andy. You too, Helen!
Name: Ralph Henderson (character=Gomer) Date: 11/17/99 20:39:49 MS
"I can't find Regis"
Name: KenD (character=Barney) Date: 10/29/99 07:43:27 MD
At the Old Rimshaw house:
"Any old tramps down there?............None down there"!!
Name: KenD (character=Andy) Date: 10/28/99 08:12:50 MD
"Roger, I know you and I don't see eye to eye on electricity, but when it comes to plantin' petunias, I'm a giant"!
Name: KenD (character=Barney) Date: 10/27/99 08:22:42 MD
"Alright Blue, now there's a man here with a gun... get 'em! C'mon Blue... Man! Gun! Get 'em"!!
Name: KenD (character=Gomer) Date: 10/26/99 10:35:27 MD
"What a dumb trick! This is the dumbest trick! Barney, don't you ever call me dumb again"!
Name: Steve (character=Barney) Date: 10/24/99 16:14:24 MD
Nip it in the bud. You have to nip it in the bud.
Name: Steve (character=Barney) Date: 10/24/99 16:13:14 MD
Barney you beat everything.
Name: Jim (character=Barney) Date: 10/21/99 17:51:47 MD
You know Andy I thought it would never come to this. Mayberry, gateway to danger.
Name: Paul in PA (character=Andy) Date: 10/15/99 23:50:24 MD
You've got chickens to throw, you've got chickens to sell!
Name: Jeannie (character=Sgt. Carter) Date: 10/14/99 16:11:51 MD
"You mean you're standing out here yelling over a rabbit? Pyle, if a gang of bunny rabbits is robbing the warehouse, I don't want to hear about it!"
Name: Xina (character=Cpl. Boyle) Date: 10/14/99 16:10:45 MD
(This is when Boyle discovers Gomer and Sgt. Carter both sleepwalking--with reversed personalities--due to Welsh rabbit:)
Boyle: That Welsh rabbit was working great tonight. I can see that!
Name: Jeannie (character=Carter and Boyle) Date: 10/14/99 16:08:12 MD
Boyle: "It's probably just an infatuation."
Carter (puzzled): "What's that?"
Boyle: "You know--quickie romance. Into love today, out of love tomorrow."
Carter: "That's an infatuation?"
Boyle: "Yeah."
Carter: "Well, I don't like it. I don't like my sister having an infatuation with no stranger!"