Mayberry quote of the Moment:
BARN:   Look at the deductions!  This tax!  There's nothing left, for heaven's sake!  
        Barney Sucker, that's who it ought to be made out to!
ANDY:   Oh, Barney.
BARN:   Yeah, that's me, Barney SUCKER! It's open season on Barney Fife!  C'mon 
        everybody, let's all take a bite out of Barney Fife!
ANDY:   Now, c'mon!
BARN:   Good ol' Barney Fife--he makes it, he's got it, let's take it!
ANDY:   Just simmer down.  You know what they say, you can't take it with you.
BARN:   Take it with me?  They keep nibblin' at me like this, I'll be lucky to go myself!

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