Mayberry quote of the Moment:
Barney: "Now Andy, before ya go jumpin' all over me just answer one
        question!"
Andy:   "I'm not jumpin' all over ya, Barn!"
Barney: "Just one question - that's all.  I am a police officer sworn to
        uphold the law."
Andy:   "I'll go along with that."
Barney: "And doggone it Andy, when the time comes that I have dish out
        special privileges just because somebody happens..."
Andy:   "Now Barney, don't have a spell.  I think ya did fine."
Barney: "You do?"
Andy:   "Yes.  A fella parks his car illegally he gets a ticket."
Barney: "Right!"
Andy:   "A parkin' violation's a parkin' violation."
Barney: "That's it!"
Andy:   "'Course, since it was the Governor's car some folks might feel the
        diplomatic thing woulda' just been to kinda' overlook it..."
Barney: "That's it!  Jump all over me!"


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