Mayberry quote of the Moment:

Andy:   "Goober, when you get down there you stay inside the courthouse.  Don't
        you go outside the courthouse."
Goober: "I won't set foot outside that courthouse, Andy.  I promise."
Andy:   "Okay."
Goober: "Only thing that'll get me outta' that courthouse is a fire or a
        famine or to go to the drug store to get a sandwich."
Andy:   "Goober!"
Goober: "I'll eat in!"

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