Mayberry quote of the Moment:
BARNEY: I don't know how they do it for 80 cents.
ANDY: I don't either, I tell you.
BARN: Three Vienna sausages-heavy on the tomato puree, slice of bread, and butter
on a paper dish.
ANDY: And more than an ample portion of succotash. Don't leave out the succotash.
BARN: Yeah. You know, when you get a good meal like that with as good a service
as Olive gives you, you don't mind leaving a generous tip.
ANDY: Did you leave a tip?
BARN: Well, yeah, a quarter.
ANDY: I did, too.
BARN: A quarter?
BARN: Well, Andy, didn't' you see me put a quarter down? That was supposed to
be for the both of us.
ANDY: Huh. I'll be dogged. Oh, what the heck. It's just a quarter.
BARN: Well, no, Andy. That's just throwing money away. Look, I'll run back over
there and put my hat down on one of the quarters and get it back.
ANDY: Barney, that's not necessary. Poor ol' Olive is a widow with four children.
She can use it.
BARN: Oh, yeah. I forgot about that, bless her heart. (Pauses to contemplate the
situation) Let's let her keep it.
ANDY: You're all heart, you know that, Barn.
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