Mayberry quote of the Moment:
Barney: "Now Andy, before ya go jumpin' all over me just answer one
Andy: "I'm not jumpin' all over ya, Barn!"
Barney: "Just one question - that's all. I am a police officer sworn to
uphold the law."
Andy: "I'll go along with that."
Barney: "And doggone it Andy, when the time comes that I have dish out
special privileges just because somebody happens..."
Andy: "Now Barney, don't have a spell. I think ya did fine."
Barney: "You do?"
Andy: "Yes. A fella parks his car illegally he gets a ticket."
Andy: "A parkin' violation's a parkin' violation."
Barney: "That's it!"
Andy: "'Course, since it was the Governor's car some folks might feel the
diplomatic thing woulda' just been to kinda' overlook it..."
Barney: "That's it! Jump all over me!"
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