BARN:   Hi, Floyd.
ANDY:   Floyd.
FLOYD:  Oh, hello Barn, Andy.
BARN:   Floyd, have you seen anything of Otis lately?
FLOYD:  No, not since yesterday morning.  Said he was leaving town.
ANDY:   Leaving town?
FLOYD:  Mm, hm.  He came in for a shave...twice over too. That means he'll be away 
        for quite a while.
BARN:   Well, did he say where he was going?
FLOYD:  Oh, he told me just where he was gonna go.  He and I are very close...for 
        years, just like brothers.  You know that, don'tcha Andy?
ANDY:   Yeah, you say he said where he was going?
FLOYD:  Well, it's only natural he would.  We're great pals!
BARN:   Floyd.....
FLOYD:  Why I was just like a big brother to him.  You know, only last week I was 
        taking him home and he feel down a well.  He thought he was in quicksand.  
        I got him up though.
BARN:   Floyd! Where did he go?
FLOYD:  Oh!  HE WENT RIGHT HOME. After all, he was soaking wet!  Boy, you 
        fall down a well and you're wet!
BARN:   What about yesterday!?