Mayberry quote of the Moment:
Barney: "Come on! Just step right in here. Now Emma, I seen ya do it. Now
don't tell me ya didn't do it and don't think you're gonna get away with that
kind of stuff on my beat...because when you commit a crime in this town you
pay for it. And I'm the one that sees to it you pay for it 'cause that's my
Emma: "But Barney, I always cross Maple in the middle of the block."
Barney: "Emma, that's jay-walkin' and jay-walkin' is again' the law. Now
Emma, you just step right over here. You got to be booked and finger
printed. Come on now."
Emma: "Finger printed?!"
Barney: "That's right, Emma. Them's modern police methods for heaven's sake.
Now get your thumb there..."
Andy: "Uh... Barney, uh... What're ya doin'?"
Barney: "Oh, I'm bookin' a prisoner, Sheriff... Jay walker!"
ANDY: "Barney, you know we don't ever stop Emma. Why, we figure if she can
save a step or two here and there, why she'll just be with us that much
longer. Now you just go ahead on home, Emma."
Emma: "Oh, thank you, Andy. ...Naughty deputy!"
Barney: "Now why'd ya do that, Andy? Now you know she was guilty. I seen
her do it. Now she's gonna go out and tell all her friends how she got away
with it and next thing ya know people's gonna be jay-walkin' all over the
place and disregardin' 'keep off the grass' signs and everything. Well
Mayberry's just gonna turn into a regular SIN TOWN!"
Quotes transcribed by the members of the
Who's Been Messin' Up the Bulletin Board? Chapter.
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