Mayberry quote of the Moment:
AUNT BEE:      I was admiring your hearty appetites.
BRISCOE:        I bet it does your heart good to see a real eater at work, huh?
ANDY:    Y' all cooking for yourselves now that Charlene's married, are you?
BRISCOE:      Oh, the boys there.  They been takin' turns.  They're just about the worst 
        cooks they is.  Just the other night they cooked up about the worst mess of 
        grub I ever did see...hoot owl pie!  Perfectly good hoot owl, just plumb 
        wasted.


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