Mayberry quote of the Moment:
Barney: "Boy you insist on flyin' right in the face of scientific fact don't
        ya?"
Andy:   "Scientific fact?"
Barney: "There are atmospheric rays which control bodily motions.  Now if  a
        person containin' negative or hexin' qualities gets between you and them
        rays, well he creates a static that jars any successful motion into an
        unsuccessful motion and jinxes ya.  And that is a scientific fact!"
Andy:   "And that is also the biggest crock o' nothin' I ever heard!"
Barney: "It's guys like you that laughed at Edison, the Wright brothers, Buzz
        Flooheart..."
Andy:   "Buzz Flooheart?!"
Barney: "The man that discovered the scientific fact I was just tellin' ya!"


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