Mayberry quote of the Moment:
BARNEY: Oh, it's no use, Andy!  Can you tell a bird to talk?!  Can you tell
        a bird to just go 'chirp, chirp, chirp?'  No, Andy, I'm like a bird.  I was
        born to sing.  ...Well if you'll excuse me I got some throat spray out in the
        car.  If I'm gonna be doin' solos I better give myself a couple squirts.

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