Mayberry quote of the Moment:

Mr. Tucker: "Outrageous!  Sheer idiocy!  I can't believe this is happening to
        me!  A public utility being tied up like this!  You people are living in
        another world!"
Andy:   "Uh... easy, Mr. Tucker."
Mr. Tucker: "This is the twentieth century!  Don't you realize that?  The
        whole world is living in a desperate space age.  Men are orbiting the earth.
        International television has been developed.  And here...  A whole town is
        standing still because two old women's feet fall asleep!"
Barney: "I wonder what causes that."

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