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Title: Goober's call to Lydia
Post by Al Becker on Nov 25^th, 2010 at 8:15am

We see him showing up at her door. I imagine the phone call preceding went something like this...

Lydia: Hello?

Goober: Yo

Lydia: Yo's not here.

Goober: No, it's me.

Lydia: Who?

Goober: Goober.

Lydia: Oh

Goober: How's your car?

Lydia: [silence]

Goober: I'll be over at eight.

[click]

Title: Re: Goober's call to Lydia
Post by Uncle Ollie on Nov 25^th, 2010 at 8:22am

That sounds alot like CHIT-CHAT to me Al!

Title: Re: Goober's call to Lydia
Post by uncle nat on Nov 25^th, 2010 at 8:51am

Uncle Ollie wrote on Nov 25^th, 2010 at 8:22am:

That sounds alot like CHIT-CHAT to me Al!

I hate chit-chat!
Didn't they talk about the weather? :-/

Title: Re: Goober's call to Lydia
Post by Karl Childers on Nov 25^th, 2010 at 9:08am

uncle nat wrote on Nov 25^th, 2010 at 8:51am:

I hate chit-chat!
Didn't they talk about the weather? :-/

Maybe they went bowling.

Title: Re: Goober's call to Lydia
Post by imagineer on Nov 25^th, 2010 at 9:15am

If they bowl 3 strikes in a row, isn't that a TURKEY

Title: Re: Goober's call to Lydia
Post by Karl Childers on Nov 25^th, 2010 at 9:59am

imagineer wrote on Nov 25^th, 2010 at 9:15am:

If they bowl 3 strikes in a row, isn't that a TURKEY

If Lydia did that she would be in traction for a year.

Title: Re: Goober's call to Lydia
Post by Uncle Ollie on Nov 25^th, 2010 at 10:02am

uncle nat wrote on Nov 25^th, 2010 at 8:51am:

Didn't they talk about the weather?

Now your trying to muscle in on Sweet 'Romeena'

Title: Re: Goober's call to Lydia
Post by uncle nat on Nov 25^th, 2010 at 10:23am

Uncle Ollie wrote on Nov 25^th, 2010 at 10:02am:

Now your trying to muscle in on Sweet 'Romeena'

They say there's a girl out there for every man!

Title: Re: Goober's call to Lydia
Post by Karl Childers on Nov 25^th, 2010 at 1:15pm

uncle nat wrote on Nov 25^th, 2010 at 10:23am:

They say there's a girl out there for every man!

That's the truth Uncle Nat. I kept looking and finally I found miss right!

Title: Re: Goober's call to Lydia
Post by Puddingtame on Nov 25^th, 2010 at 1:25pm

She looks a bit selfish to me Karl. ;D

Title: Re: Goober's call to Lydia
Post by Uncle Ollie on Nov 25^th, 2010 at 2:03pm

rip wrote on Nov 25^th, 2010 at 1:15pm:

I kept looking and finally I found miss right!

No too close to the ground there Karl, might have to worry about lightning strikes.....
Kinda like, well you know, do I have to say it.......Giraffes

Title: Re: Goober's call to Lydia
Post by Karl Childers on Nov 25^th, 2010 at 4:58pm

Ha Ha yuk yuk .... you guys are a real riot! You guys could be on that Ted Mack Armature Hour. I'll have you to know that the few times we have gone out together we have turned more than a few heads! As far as all them giraffe remarks, I reckon them is in reference to her very ample neck. Well, all I can say is, you should see her when she is wearing pearls...lots of pearls...lots and lots and lots of pearls. mmmmmmhhhhhh

Title: Re: Goober's call to Lydia
Post by Hodie Snitch on Nov 25^th, 2010 at 5:08pm

rip wrote on Nov 25^th, 2010 at 1:15pm:

uncle nat wrote on Nov 25^th, 2010 at 10:23am:

They say there's a girl out there for every man!

That's the truth Uncle Nat. I kept looking and finally I found miss right!

Karl I didn’t know you married into Circus foke. :o

Title: Re: Goober's call to Lydia
Post by Karl Childers on Nov 25^th, 2010 at 5:41pm

Hodie Snitch wrote on Nov 25^th, 2010 at 5:08pm:

That's the truth Uncle Nat. I kept looking and finally I found miss right!

Karl I didn’t know you married into Circus foke. :o

Sticks and stones may break ones bones, but beware the man who carries a lawnmower blade. mmmmmhhhhhh (how did you know she was in the circus?...are you ept?)

Title: Re: Goober's call to Lydia
Post by uncle nat on Nov 25^th, 2010 at 7:13pm

I've got a Uvula, you've got a Uvula and she definitely has a Uvula! :o

Title: Re: Goober's call to Lydia
Post by uncle nat on Nov 25^th, 2010 at 7:21pm

That's the first woman I ever saw that if she won a race by a neck there wouldn't be anybody close...but she's nice though, real nice! ;D

Title: Re: Goober's call to Lydia
Post by uncle nat on Nov 25^th, 2010 at 7:24pm

If you were to go down by the Duck Pond and do a little "neckin" you'd be there for hours! :-*

Title: Re: Goober's call to Lydia
Post by Keevy Hazelton on Nov 25^th, 2010 at 8:00pm

uncle nat wrote on Nov 25^th, 2010 at 7:24pm:

If you were to go down by the Duck Pond and do a little "neckin" you'd be there for hours! :-*

;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Goober's call to Lydia
Post by Karl Childers on Nov 25^th, 2010 at 8:03pm

Finally, after years of looking I find the girl of my dreams, introduce her to my friends here and what do I get? HEARTACHES....NOTHING BUT HEARTACHES!

At least no one has made any sore throat jokes. mmmmmhhhhhhh

Title: Re: Goober's call to Lydia
Post by Keevy Hazelton on Nov 25^th, 2010 at 8:10pm

If she sticks her head out the window like a dog, it's gone.

Title: Re: Goober's call to Lydia
Post by uncle nat on Nov 25^th, 2010 at 9:26pm

rip wrote on Nov 25^th, 2010 at 8:03pm:

HEARTACHES....NOTHING BUT HEARTACHES!

At least no one has made any sore throat jokes.mmmmmhhhhhhh

This is probably the only case I know in which a sore throat would hurt a lot more than a heartache!

Title: Re: Goober's call to Lydia
Post by uncle nat on Nov 25^th, 2010 at 9:27pm

She'd have to start swallowing tomorrow's pills today!

Title: Re: Goober's call to Lydia
Post by Keevy Hazelton on Nov 27^th, 2010 at 5:41pm

rip wrote on Nov 25^th, 2010 at 1:15pm:

That's the truth Uncle Nat.I kept looking and finally I found miss right!

I think I know her brothers.

Title: Re: Goober's call to Lydia
Post by uncle nat on Nov 27^th, 2010 at 5:56pm

It wouldn't take much to earitate them! ;D

Title: Re: Goober's call to Lydia
Post by uncle nat on Nov 27^th, 2010 at 6:00pm

If that's what they looked like when they came out of Floyd's I'd hate to see what they looked like before they went in! :D

Title: Re: Goober's call to Lydia
Post by Briscoe Darling on Nov 27^th, 2010 at 6:22pm

She's got plenty of room for "necking" :o

Lots of "hickey" area to cover as well!

Title: Re: Goober's call to Lydia
Post by Laura Lee Hobbs on Nov 27^th, 2010 at 6:44pm

I think she's real purty. What's her name Karl? I'm guessing it might be something French.

Title: Re: Goober's call to Lydia
Post by imagineer on Nov 27^th, 2010 at 9:08pm

I thought her name was Nectarine.......

Title: Re: Goober's call to Lydia
Post by Briscoe Darling on Nov 27^th, 2010 at 10:14pm

Keevy Hazelton wrote on Nov 27^th, 2010 at 5:41pm:

rip wrote on Nov 25^th, 2010 at 1:15pm:

That's the truth Uncle Nat.I kept looking and finally I found miss right!

I think I know her brothers.

That's the Hubacher brothers right before they got thrown in the back of that prison van.

Title: Re: Goober's call to Lydia
Post by uncle nat on Nov 28^th, 2010 at 7:10am

Keevy Hazelton wrote on Nov 27^th, 2010 at 5:41pm:

rip wrote on Nov 25^th, 2010 at 1:15pm:

That's the truth Uncle Nat.I kept looking and finally I found miss right!

I think I know her brothers.

We are Mr. and Mrs. Ralph Hanes!

Title: Re: Goober's call to Lydia
Post by Karl Childers on Nov 28^th, 2010 at 7:11am

Laura Lee Hobbs wrote on Nov 27^th, 2010 at 6:44pm:

I think she's real purty. What's her name Karl? I'm guessing it might be something French.

Thank you Miss Hobbs for being so kind, unlike these other clowns around here that fail to see her beauty. Actually I think her name is French.... Gi Raffe. That ain't her real name but its her stage name in the circus. She changed it that after her brothers got sent off. Them Hubachers is a sensitive bunch you know.

Title: Re: Goober's call to Lydia
Post by Karl Childers on Nov 28^th, 2010 at 7:12am

imagineer wrote on Nov 27^th, 2010 at 9:08pm:

I thought her name was Nectarine.......

What, no remark about drinking Nectarine Crush from a LONG NECK BOTTLE? mmmmhhhhhh

Title: Re: Goober's call to Lydia
Post by uncle nat on Nov 28^th, 2010 at 7:16am

rip wrote on Nov 28^th, 2010 at 7:11am:

Actually I think her name is French.... GiRaffe.

Actually it's LeCou LaGirafe!

Title: Re: Goober's call to Lydia
Post by uncle nat on Nov 28^th, 2010 at 7:21am

rip wrote on Nov 28^th, 2010 at 7:12am:

What, no remark about drinking Nectarine Crush from a LONG NECK BOTTLE?

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