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Title: Mr Schwump In Church
Post by Rare Nickle on Oct 10^th, 2010 at 7:58pm

Title: Re: Mr Schwump In Church
Post by Phil on Oct 10^th, 2010 at 9:42pm

He appears to be catching a little shut-eye.

Title: Re: Mr Schwump In Church
Post by uncle nat on Oct 10^th, 2010 at 9:51pm

Phil Sunkel wrote on Oct 10^th, 2010 at 9:42pm:

He appears to be catching a little shut-eye.

He's dreaming about playing the piano himself!http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-char162.gif

Title: Re: Mr Schwump In Church
Post by Briscoe Darling on Oct 10^th, 2010 at 10:02pm

He's thinking..."Ha Ha, they can take all the pictures they want, but they'll NEVER know who I really am!!!"

Title: Re: Mr Schwump In Church
Post by Uncle Ollie on Oct 10^th, 2010 at 10:31pm

Takes a nice snapshot, me I never do.
I see Emmett sitting there too, I saw him on The Alfred Hitchcock Hour the other night, the episode was The Magic Shop.

Title: Re: Mr Schwump In Church
Post by juaneets head to feet on Oct 11^th, 2010 at 10:58am

Clara Edwards play's her own arrangement, "Music to Snooze By"

Title: Re: Mr Schwump In Church
Post by Puddingtame on Oct 11^th, 2010 at 9:55pm

How come they are all leaning to the left? ;D

Title: Re: Mr Schwump In Church
Post by Ole_Sam on Oct 11^th, 2010 at 10:36pm

He's thinking to himself-"I want them to know that I went to church but I never want them to know my real name"

Title: Re: Mr Schwump In Church
Post by Hodie Snitch on Oct 12^th, 2010 at 8:14am

Puddingtame wrote on Oct 11^th, 2010 at 9:55pm:

How come they are all leaning to the left? ;D

Must be one of those traveling Religions. :o

Title: Re: Mr Schwump In Church
Post by Karl Childers on Oct 12^th, 2010 at 8:39am

Puddingtame wrote on Oct 11^th, 2010 at 9:55pm:

How come they are all leaning to the left? ;D

I reckon most of them Hollywood types leans to the "left" don't they? mmmmhhhh

( I bet that one gets me in trouble.)

Title: Re: Mr Schwump In Church
Post by Briscoe Darling on Oct 12^th, 2010 at 9:46am

Well it is the left coast 8-)

Title: Re: Mr Schwump In Church
Post by uncle nat on Oct 12^th, 2010 at 5:25pm

Puddingtame wrote on Oct 11^th, 2010 at 9:55pm:

How come they are all leaning to the left? ;D

It's before they got the foundation fixed!

Title: Re: Mr Schwump In Church
Post by Al Becker on Oct 12^th, 2010 at 10:43pm

During the Hymns I bet he just mouthed the words.

Title: Re: Mr Schwump In Church
Post by John Masters on Mar 6^th, 2011 at 1:34am

He's thinking/praying "Give me lines! Just....just one line! I want my voice to be heard! God, please....just let me say one line!"

Title: Re: Mr Schwump In Church
Post by Laura Lee Hobbs on Mar 6^th, 2011 at 12:58pm

Mayhaps he's dreaming about some young lady he danced with last night at Mrs. Wiley's.

Title: Re: Mr Schwump In Church
Post by Phil on Mar 6^th, 2011 at 2:42pm

Phil Sunkel wrote on Oct 10^th, 2010 at 9:42pm:

He appears to be catching a little shut-eye.

Then Clara kicked it up a notch.

http://biological-fitness.com/other/zz5.mp3

Title: Re: Mr Schwump In Church
Post by Puddingtame on Mar 6^th, 2011 at 5:08pm

;D Phil, that is hilarious. ;D

Title: Re: Mr Schwump In Church
Post by Thelscuz on Mar 7^th, 2011 at 6:33pm

Wasn't the organ on the other side of the church at one time? I'm almost sure it was when the old one conked out and Clara delightedly played the new one.

"Some en-chanted evening..." Oh, no. That 'un always makes me cry!

Title: Re: Mr Schwump In Church
Post by Puddingtame on Mar 7^th, 2011 at 7:13pm

That makes a lot of us cry. :'(

Title: Re: Mr Schwump In Church
Post by uncle nat on Mar 7^th, 2011 at 10:04pm

Emmett needs wakened too!

Title: Re: Mr Schwump In Church
Post by Pierre on Mar 8^th, 2011 at 9:13am

He's probably thinking, "Fifty years form now, after I'm dead and gone, they'll be asking, 'Who was that unmasked man known as Schwamp?'"

Title: Re: Mr Schwump In Church
Post by Nat Pike on Mar 9^th, 2011 at 6:25pm

Zombies, the whole lot of em

Title: Re: Mr Schwump In Church
Post by John Masters on Mar 17^th, 2011 at 7:46pm

"Mmmmmm....cant wait to get home to that six pack and the Bears/Packers game on TV!"

Title: Re: Mr Schwump In Church
Post by widow bradshaw on Mar 18^th, 2011 at 7:03pm

Puddingtame wrote on Oct 11^th, 2010 at 9:55pm:

How come they are all leaning to the left?

I always heard you HAD to lean to the left to get along with Andy Griffith!
hope that one doesn't get me in more trouble.

Title: Re: Mr Schwump In Church
Post by Karl Childers on Mar 18^th, 2011 at 7:22pm

widow bradshaw wrote on Mar 18^th, 2011 at 7:03pm:

I always heard you HAD to lean to the left to get along with Andy Griffith!
hope that one doesn't get me in more trouble.

;D [smiley=thumbsup.gif] ;D [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

Title: Re: Mr Schwump In Church
Post by Pierre on Mar 22^nd, 2011 at 10:09am

We all have to remember, AG et. al. are Hollyweird actors. As such, actors tend to lean heavily to the left. That is, by the way, why they call it the 'Left Coast.'