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Title: I'm out a birthday cake! Post by uncle nat on Feb 11th, 2010 at 8:15am
Today is my birthday and nobody remembered! :'( My mother always calls me and gets me out of bed by singing Happy Birthday to me, but she must have forgot too! Darn, I was hoping she'd get me a new septic tank! :(
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Title: Re: I'm out a birthday cake! Post by Karl Childers on Feb 11th, 2010 at 8:47am uncle nat wrote on Feb 11th, 2010 at 8:15am:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY UNCLE NAT! I just dropped a can and a half of potted meat, part of a jar of mustard, a slightly used lawnmower blade, and a file in the mail to you for your birthday. I hope you have a big ole time. mmmm |
Title: Re: I'm out a birthday cake! Post by Ms. Mayberry on Feb 11th, 2010 at 4:29pm
Happy Birthday Uncle Nat.
I dropped a loaf of rye bread, some ketchup and mayo packets, and a brand new paper plate to eat with Karl's things. I am also enclosing a box of birthday candles. The one with the 5 on it is slighty used. I used it on my son's fifth birthday. He is now 31. Could you please send it back in four years. |
Title: Re: I'm out a birthday cake! Post by Keevy Hazelton on Feb 11th, 2010 at 5:05pm Happy Birthday Ol' Buddy!! |
Title: Re: I'm out a birthday cake! Post by Keevy Hazelton on Feb 11th, 2010 at 5:06pm Ms. Mayberry wrote on Feb 11th, 2010 at 4:29pm:
;D ;D |
Title: Re: I'm out a birthday cake! Post by Keevy Hazelton on Feb 11th, 2010 at 5:41pm |
Title: Re: I'm out a birthday cake! Post by Briscoe Darling on Feb 11th, 2010 at 7:16pm
Happy Birthday to you Uncle Nat!!! [smiley=birthdays.gif] [smiley=birthdays.gif] [smiley=birthdays.gif]
The boys got the recipe right this time, so I'm sendin' you 2 slices of Hoot Owl pie. Charlene fixed some fish muddle with 4 slices of bacon and 8 buckeyes on top. Dud and Ernest T went out and shot half o' dozen mockingbirds so you can make a casserole. After we get the snow and ice cleared off the Robert E. Lee Natural Bridge, we'll head on up to your place for some good eatin' and some juggin'!!! Me 'n the boys learned a new song. "Get out of the stables Grandma, you're too old to be horsin' around" We figure you might like that one! |
Title: Re: I'm out a birthday cake! Post by Karl Childers on Feb 11th, 2010 at 9:52pm Briscoe Darling wrote on Feb 11th, 2010 at 7:16pm:
Mr. Briscoe, seein' as how I got a lot of time on my hands here at the nervous hospital (99 years and one dark day) I wrote a song and I'd be honored if you and the boys would sing it sometime. I call it " I Can't Get Over You Darlin', So You Get Up And Turn Off The Light". It's a long song I reckon. mmmmm Maybe you could debut it at Uncle Nat's party. I wish I could go but...well....you know. mmmmm |
Title: Re: I'm out a birthday cake! Post by uncle nat on Feb 11th, 2010 at 11:42pm Ms. Mayberry wrote on Feb 11th, 2010 at 4:29pm:
I'd be glad to if'n I'm still breathin' by then! ;) Thanx for all the wonderful items. The new paper plate will come in handy. I'm tired of washin' the one I have now! ;D |
Title: Re: I'm out a birthday cake! Post by uncle nat on Feb 11th, 2010 at 11:49pm rip wrote on Feb 11th, 2010 at 8:47am:
I can't wait for the MEAT to get here bein' that nobody made me a birthday cake....I'm hungry! I 'preciate the lawnmower blade and file too maybe I'll have it sharpened by the time all this snow melts so's I can put 'er to good use! Nobody's ever been that generous to me on my Birthday! :) |
Title: Re: I'm out a birthday cake! Post by uncle nat on Feb 11th, 2010 at 11:50pm Keevy Hazelton wrote on Feb 11th, 2010 at 5:05pm:
One question.......how do I plug it in? :o |
Title: Re: I'm out a birthday cake! Post by uncle nat on Feb 11th, 2010 at 11:55pm Keevy Hazelton wrote on Feb 11th, 2010 at 5:41pm: Mmmmm! It don't get any better than that...frog legs and Gibble's! |
Title: Re: I'm out a birthday cake! Post by uncle nat on Feb 11th, 2010 at 11:59pm Briscoe Darling wrote on Feb 11th, 2010 at 7:16pm:
You're gettin' me all keyed up! I can't wait fer ya all to get here! I'm just a hopin' that new song ya gots fer me doesn't make me cry! :) Take 'er easy comin' across the bridge I hears it's mighty slippery when wet and I don't want ya to get my Hoot Owl Pie all soggy.....hard to believe at my age I still got all my teeth and I don't have to soak things before I eat 'em! ;D |
Title: Re: I'm out a birthday cake! Post by uncle nat on Feb 12th, 2010 at 12:01am
I'm guessin' I ain't a gonna git me a new septic tank! :'(
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Title: Re: I'm out a birthday cake! Post by Karl Childers on Feb 12th, 2010 at 4:59am uncle nat wrote on Feb 12th, 2010 at 12:01am:
After you eat all the hoot owl pie and potted meat I reckon your gonna need one! mmmhh |
Title: Re: I'm out a birthday cake! Post by Uncle Ollie on Feb 12th, 2010 at 8:40am uncle nat wrote on Feb 12th, 2010 at 12:01am:
Here you go Nat, I had to get a slightly used model what with the recession and all but it has a one flush gurantee! |
Title: Re: I'm out a birthday cake! Post by PharmacyGal :) on Feb 12th, 2010 at 12:45pm
Happy Birthday Uncle Nat! :)
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Title: Re: I'm out a birthday cake! Post by Keevy Hazelton on Feb 12th, 2010 at 4:05pm Uncle Ollie wrote on Feb 12th, 2010 at 8:40am:
Ollie, that's the same one Uncle Nat dug up three years ago! |
Title: Re: I'm out a birthday cake! Post by uncle nat on Feb 12th, 2010 at 5:33pm Uncle Ollie wrote on Feb 12th, 2010 at 8:40am:
It looks like someone took an axe and went POW! POW! POW! Thanx Ollie...I guess I can cut off the end with the leaks in it! :-? |
Title: Re: I'm out a birthday cake! Post by uncle nat on Feb 12th, 2010 at 5:36pm PharmacyGal :) wrote on Feb 12th, 2010 at 12:45pm:
Thanx P.G.! I got a watch with 57 on it! :) |
Title: Re: I'm out a birthday cake! Post by Uncle Ollie on Feb 12th, 2010 at 9:28pm uncle nat wrote on Feb 12th, 2010 at 5:36pm:
Stainless Steel, WOW! |
Title: Re: I'm out a birthday cake! Post by Uncle Ollie on Feb 12th, 2010 at 9:34pm Keevy Hazelton wrote on Feb 12th, 2010 at 4:05pm:
Some guy named Wheeler sold me that and said it used at the gas works? |
Title: Re: I'm out a birthday cake! Post by uncle nat on Feb 13th, 2010 at 2:55am Uncle Ollie wrote on Feb 12th, 2010 at 9:34pm:
I believe he's talkin' 'bout a different type of GAS Ollie! ;D |
Title: Re: I'm out a birthday cake! Post by ThelmaLou on Feb 22nd, 2010 at 9:43am
Sorry I missed your Birthday Uncle Nat! I will send you some cashew fudge, better late than never!
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Title: Re: I'm out a birthday cake! Post by uncle nat on Feb 22nd, 2010 at 2:25pm ThelmaLou wrote on Feb 22nd, 2010 at 9:43am:
Mmmmmmmmm...I be waitin' on it! :) |
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